The Energy Bill

"Limited Off Shore Drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. That way the offshore drilling carries us until the new technologies kick in which will then create new jobs and energy independence. Energy crisis solved."

The Mission

Why not Paris for president? Not because she’s hot, and she is, but Is she that much different than what we have out there already?

First , she’s extremely witty. People talk about her being dumb. Common sense tells you she’s really just having fun.

Second. Her energy plan is brilliant. Politicians are seriously talking about it. We believe a lot of Americans relate to it.

Now, lets take a really good look at John McCain and Barack Obama, the other two bitches running for president. Arguing back and forth about a bunch of petty BS. Like Tire pressure gauges?

Do they really want to bumble with Paris? The Queen Bee?

Lets take an even closer look at this whole thing, a little more carefully. John McCain had the nerve to compare Barak Obama to Britney Spears and our girl Paris Hilton? Does that mean he doesn't wear panties and is going to give us a crotch shot real soon? We really wouldn’t put anything past the old white haired dude and that other guy.

And honestly, the way these two guys campaign it’s no different than what some people think of Paris running for president.

So, Why not Paris? Let us tell you why…

What these two idiots (John MC Cain and Barak Obama) do is a complete waste of the money contributors have donated to their campaigns. It‘s a complete waste of the country's time and attention, and at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs. It is a completely frivolous way to choose the next President of the United States.

Did you know that Paris’s grandfather gave almost $18,000 to The John Mccain Campaign? Then he bashes his granddaughter. Hell yeah, we should all support Paris.

We will not stand idle while our national election process is exploited and twisted by the current Presidential Candidates.

Vote Paris 2008.com is no joke. We have a mission. By showing your support for Paris you will make a solid statement against the fleecing of America, and begin to bring dignity back to our electoral process. Stand with us.

The Latest News Bites:

WASHINGTON (AP) — Paris Hilton, the blonde, doe-eyed celebrity thrust into the presidential campaign in an ad by Republican candidate John McCain, issued a tart rebuttal Tuesday.

Last week, McCain launched an ad comparing Democratic rival Barack Obama to Hilton and Britney Spears, suggesting Obama was no more than a celebrity candidate unready to lead the nation.

Hilton initially shied away from the debate over the ad and its effectiveness. But she responded Tuesday.

"Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity, too. Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot," Hilton said, speaking as she reclined in a pool chair in a revealing bathing suit and a pair of pumps. "But then that wrinkly, white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude."

"I want America to know that I'm, like, totally ready to lead," she said.

She then discusses energy policy, and suggests a hybrid of McCain's offshore oil drilling plan and Obama's incentives for new energy technology.

"Energy crisis solved! I'll see you at the debates," she said.

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(KFSN) -- Paris Hilton is fighting back against the McCain campaign with a political commercial of her own.

"Hey America I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity too."

The spoof is Hilton's way of responding to the McCain campaign ad that linked Barack Obama to celebrities like Hilton and Britney Spears.

In the video the socialite announces she's running for president and offers an alternative U.S. energy policy.


The McCain campaign quickly responded saying it was impressed with Hilton's energy policy and that she had a better plan than Obama.

The Obama campaign did not respond. Hilton ends the ad by saying if elected ... she plans on painting the White House pink!

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Socialite Paris Hilton is getting even with John McCain, after he used her image last week in an ad mocking Barack Obama as an international celebrity.

Hilton released a Web video of her own Tuesday saying her inclusion in McCain’s ad means she’s running for president.

“So thanks for the endorsement, white-haired dude,” Hilton says in the ad, while sitting outside in a skimpy, leopard-print bikini. “And I want America to know that I’m, like, totally ready to lead.”

The video is laced with age-based insults. Hilton may not be known for her trenchant wit, but the two-minute spot was brilliant!

In it, Hilton lays out her point-by-point energy proposal, after reading an article on where to get the best tan. She muses about painting the White House pink, and then signs out with a semi-traditional campaign disclaimer.

“I’m Paris Hilton, and I approve this message — because I think it’s totally hot.”

The Web video was posted , after Hilton’s representative and her mother both criticized McCain’s campaign for using her image in his ad.

McCain’s campaign released a statement.

“It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain’s ‘all of the above’ approach to America’s energy crisis - -including both alternatives and drilling. In reality, Paris Hilton may have a more substantive energy policy than Barack Obama,” spokesman Tucker Bounds said.

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